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Friend: my armpits smell REAL bad me: that’s so hot Friend: like real bad me: no wonder you’re the one getting married Friend: haha its because my armpit stench is a man-attractor me: HOLLA Friend: they come running from miles to smell my odors me: next time you’re all sweaty I’m going to rub myself on you Friend: just to get a piece of the action?

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